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Eye Chart for Sex Blindness

Let’s test that sex and blindness theory out.  Some say that it’s only masturbation sex that has a negative effect on the vision but that doesn’t make any logical sense.  Sex with the hand or sex with an opposite gender partner should have the same effect on the vision.  Let’s approach this question scientifically.  Look at our sex vision eye chart. Does the background seem blurry?  Is the cute girl straddling the pole in crisp focus?

If the girl is not in focus, you need to Click Here to improve your eyesight.  (LOL!  Oops! That wasn’t the right link.  Maybe my eyes are going bad.  The ad I had picked out made this post really funny.)

Now close your eyes go and have sex with either someone or masturbation sex with yourself.  When you’re finished, come back and look again.  Is the pole dancer still sharp (and sexy)?  Or did too much sex cause blindness?  In either case, you should repeat the sex vision test as many times as you’re able or until you’re blind.  The test is complete and the results are conclusive: too much sex does NOT cause you to go blind.  Conversely, not enough sex CAN negatively impact on your outlook, but we’ll cover that vision subject in another post.

Note – CRAP! I originally made this post around a funny product that I found on Clickbank. But apparently I took the wrong link.